Teka, joke muna :)

JOKE #1.
Juan: San ka galing?
Pedro: Sementeryo, libing ng byenan ko.
Juan: E bakit puro kamot ang mukha at braso mo?
Pedro: Mahirap ilibing eh... Lumalaban!!

JOKE #2.
HONEYMOON:
Wife: Hon wag mo ako bibiglain ha? I'm still a virgin
Husband: You mean ako ang una?
Wife: Yes, do it na
Husband: I did it na, kanina pa!!
Wife: ah ganon ba? Aray pala!

JOKE #3.
A Husband came home 4AM and saw his wife in bed with another man:
His wife shouted at him,
"Where have you been?"
Husband: "Who is that man?!?"
Wife: "Grabe ka! Dont change the topic!!"

JOKE #4.
Four Kinds of "Utot"
1. Long but Harmless
2. Loud and Proud
3. Silent but Violent
4. Wet and Wild

JOKE #5.

Farmer: Lalaki na talaga ang aking anak!
Ano ang plano mong itanim sa sakahan mo anak?"
Anak: Flowers papa! Lots of Bongacious Flowers!